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Player Says Character Is “Not a Murderhobo,” Immediately Commits Arson

A Dungeons & Dragons player’s insistence that his character was “deeply moral” and “absolutely not a murderhobo” was called into

Area Warhammer Table Shockingly Features L-Shaped Ruins In Exact Same Places As Every Other Table On Earth

In a development that experts are calling “completely expected and yet deeply reassuring,” a Warhammer 40,000 table set up Tuesday

Area Gamer Backs $400 Kickstarter To Avoid Missing Out On Game He Will Never Play

Local tabletop enthusiast Kevin Rourke confirmed Tuesday that he has pledged $400 to a Kickstarter campaign in order to avoid

Area RPG Player Spends $4,300 On Convention Experience, Plays In 11 Hours Of Games, Talks About Them For 3 Years

Local tabletop enthusiast Rachel Morgan confirmed Sunday that she has concluded her annual four-day RPG convention experience, having successfully participated

Local Warhammer Player Schedules One Game For Entire Edition

Area Warhammer player Matt Kennedy confirmed Tuesday that he has officially scheduled his one game of the current edition, marking

Area Wargamer Announces New Army Will Be “Low Model Count,” Immediately Purchases 94 Miniatures

Local tabletop enthusiast Brent Caldwell confirmed Saturday that his newest wargaming army will be “super elite” and “very low model

Local Dungeon Master Confirms Campaign Will Be “Player-Driven,” Has Already Written 187 Pages of Lore

Area Dungeon Master Kyle Merriweather confirmed Monday night that his new fantasy campaign will be “completely player-driven,” despite having already

New Edition of Wargame Promises to Fix Everything, Somehow Makes Everything Worse

A newly released edition of a popular tabletop game that promised to streamline rules, improve balance, and “address long-standing community

GM Introduces Plot Hook, Party Immediately Opens a Tavern

A tabletop role-playing campaign took an unexpected turn Friday night after a game master introduced a carefully prepared plot hook,

Report: Session Zero Lasts Longer Than Actual Campaign

A tabletop role-playing campaign that began with high expectations concluded quietly last weekend after its preliminary Session Zero ran longer