Humor – Dice Monkey

Old World Player Proudly Fields Army Older Than Opponent

A Warhammer: The Old World match took on an intergenerational quality Saturday after local player Martin L. proudly deployed an

D&D Party Spends 3 Sessions Avoiding Dungeon in Game Named After Dungeon

A Dungeons & Dragons campaign entered its fourth session this week without the party ever setting foot inside the dungeon

Solo RPG Journal Abandoned After Player Has Feelings

A solo tabletop role-playing journal was quietly abandoned this week after its player experienced what sources described as “unexpected and

DM Introduces Carefully Balanced Encounter, Wizard Solves It With One Spell

A Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master’s carefully balanced combat encounter collapsed Friday night after a wizard resolved the entire fight

Player Builds Character Concept First, Accidentally Creates War Crime Machine

A tabletop role-playing character created with a strong narrative focus and “absolutely no intent to optimize” was revealed Friday night

Player Spends $400 to Shave 3 Points Off List

Local Warhammer 40,000 player Daniel H. confirmed this week that he spent approximately $400 in new models and hobby supplies

Player Says Character Is “Not a Murderhobo,” Immediately Commits Arson

A Dungeons & Dragons player’s insistence that his character was “deeply moral” and “absolutely not a murderhobo” was called into

Area Warhammer Table Shockingly Features L-Shaped Ruins In Exact Same Places As Every Other Table On Earth

In a development that experts are calling “completely expected and yet deeply reassuring,” a Warhammer 40,000 table set up Tuesday

Area Gamer Backs $400 Kickstarter To Avoid Missing Out On Game He Will Never Play

Local tabletop enthusiast Kevin Rourke confirmed Tuesday that he has pledged $400 to a Kickstarter campaign in order to avoid

Area RPG Player Spends $4,300 On Convention Experience, Plays In 11 Hours Of Games, Talks About Them For 3 Years

Local tabletop enthusiast Rachel Morgan confirmed Sunday that she has concluded her annual four-day RPG convention experience, having successfully participated

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